I love the language used in some spam emails.

Today I was offered a “Mind Bugling” opportunity. A mind bugle conjurer’s an image from 40’s or 50’s sci-fi b/w film with some poor miscreant strapped to a chair with an elaborate horn facing downwards just above head height about to blown by a refugee mad scientist/failed musician from a N’Orleans marching band attached to some electrodes and cables to mysterious indicators and meters and possibly wearing a lab coat.

If this is a thing it is possible that some denizens of facebook have already been subjected to this procedure and that may be why some of them have such interesting notions.