Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
Samuel Goldwyn
How do you feel about women’s rights? I like either side of them.
Groucho Marx
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Douglas Adams
People used to explore the dimensions of reality by taking LSD to make the world look weird. Now the world is weird and they take Prozac to make it look normal.
Bangstrom
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
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