The Decade so far

Get my first decent job & have some spare cash
Join my first decent band after not playing live for about 20 years
Resign from job, due to a variety of reasons including some health issues and toxic boss.
Sign on dole
Discover that I am virtually unemployable (I have a fairly extensive set of ITC skills)
Try to make a living with band & other music stuff instead.
Get radio play & all sorts but basically no money.
Try to get work to fill in the gaps. Nothing….
Stay in apart from gigs & the odd drink, get £10 pounds of diesel a week to stay mobile.
Work on music practice around 3 hours a day. Do a bit of developing (php, Json, sql Cms web & db & so forth) stuff to keep my hand in.
get occasional call re my CV, which is with various employment agencies.

Conversation always go’s sort of like this:

Agency: “I have a fantastic match for you” , “I would really like to put your CV forward, whats you availability” , “Can you do an interview tomorrow or the next day”

“Have you 5 years experience of ($blabla; Answer “yes I did $blabla & also $blabla++ : ” reply “Fantastic I will put your CV forward now and give you a call back in the next few minutes”….

Ring Ring Ring “hello” , “Sorry forgot to ask can you also give the boss a blow job during coffee breaks & do you have 3 years experience” “yes no problem”

No more phone calls….

Back to Piano practice….. ..

Riing, Ring, Ring there go’s the phone…

BTW I am doing a show with Greta Garbitch “Dutch Drag Comic” at the Cellar Door at
Zero Aldwych , just by the Lyceum Theater in Covent Garden at 21:00 tonight 14 DEC, if your bored do pop in in….

The real school of rock?

Elliott School is a struggling comprehensive in south London. But it has an astonishing record in nurturing a diverse range of avant-garde pop stars. Jonathan Brown and Lucy Kinnear report

They have of course forgotten Peter Green amongst many others..

For a long time, it seemed the most famous musician likely to emerge from the Elliott School in the unromantic London suburb of Putney Heath was the late Matt Monro, the quintessential British crooner.

He enjoyed fleeting fame in the 1950s as “The Singing Bus Driver”, a nickname bestowed on him because of his pre-celebrity stewardship of the No 27 from Highgate to Teddington. He was undoubtedly talented, but he died in 1985, and was hardly regarded as a role model for today’s wannabe musical stars.

Yet in recent years, Elliott has been busy churning out a dizzying array of musical talent at the street-credible end of the music industry, despite its being a large, urban, multi-ethnic comprehensive in Wandsworth with more than its fair share of challenges.

Thus far, the school has largely escaped the media’s attention, unlike the scrutiny received by the Brit School for Performing Arts and Technology, a few miles down the A23 in Croydon, which has Amy Winehouse, Kate Nash, Leona Lewis and Adele among its old girls.

Chief among the music stars to have passed through Elliott are Hot Chip, the Mercury Prize-shortlisted electropop combo which was formed by the former Elliott pupils Alexis Taylor and Joe Goddard in 2000. They have since gone on to produce three albums to enthusiastic critical acclaim. Now signed to EMI, they are being tipped to be one of the hottest acts of 2008.

Another former student is William Bevan, aka Burial, a dubstar artist who enjoys a cult dancefloor following and who likes to retain a Banksy-like anonymity. Then there is the Folktronica pioneer Kieran Hebden, who records as Four Tet and has worked with artists including Radiohead and Bloc Party, the respected nu-folk singer Adem Ihan and the Mercury Prize-nominated jazz and classical musician Emma Smith.

Throw in a smattering of former members of the So Solid Crew, two musicians from the indie band The Maccabees, and Herman Li, guitarist with the million-selling power metal outfit DragonForce, and you have an emerging stable of stars that can trace much of its inspiration back to the days of the old south London schoolyard.

Yet, if the critics are to be believed, it is something of a minor miracle that schools are able to generate any level of talent at all. Despite a series of much vaunted Government initiatives and high-profile support for the creative industries, some 26,000 children are on waiting lists to learn a musical instrument with their local authority. ]

Recent research suggested some councils are spending as little as £1.15 per child on music, putting yet more pressure on already hard-pressed schools to keep up the nation’s musical education. And to those not in the know, Elliott School might appear an unpromising place to start a musical career. The school’s recent Ofsted report judged the school to be “performing significantly less well than in all the circumstances it could reasonably be expected to perform,” before issuing a notice to improve. It is running a budget deficit and the music department is suffering a severe shortage of instruments.

Frank Marshall, the school’s head of music, is engaged in rounds of fundraising and efforts to encourage artists to come into the classroom to work alongside his talented teachers. And yet the irrepressible desire to make music continues to pulse through the school.

According to Mr Marshall, who is a classically trained church organist who taught himself guitar and drums to survive the rigours of teaching in a tough urban comprehensive, it is the positive peer pressure all around coupled with officially sanctioned use of school space to simply make a noise that provides the recipe for success.

“At the time that Hot Chip were here, there were a number of highly talented musicians who already had their own bands in school. They played in local clubs from an early age,” he recalls. “There was a drive from my perspective towards originality – towards doing something different, towards creativity. I would say, ‘Don’t use that old chord pattern which has been hacked out a thousand times before – try throwing in a seventh chord or something unexpected’.”

It is a piece of advice which he happily observes in “Ready For The Floor”, Hot Chip’s latest single, with its multiple key changes and compelling chord progressions. Like all schools, music is compulsory only until year nine, but there remain vibrant GCSE and A-level groups. A significant number of pupils also go on to study music at university. Mr Marshall says he teaches traditional techniques in lessons, but also sees himself as a facilitator.

“When you get enough people making music, they start feeding off each other. It just snowballs. We put on a lot of concerts both in and out of school, with other schools. We played festivals bringing together other musicians from other schools with different characters. Here you could get a lot of ideas swapped between musicians,” he says.

Adem Ihan, whose new album, Takes, is released in the summer, recalls being surrounded by “truly inspirational teachers and students” during his time at Elliott. And because there were so many students into the same kind of music, they didn’t get singled out for their “skinny jeans and weird taste in music”.

“There was a sense that you weren’t alone if you were different. It just so happened that there was a whole bunch of us. We’d push the tables aside and make a racket, until the neighbours came and complained,” he remembers.

“Sometimes there weren’t even enough cables or the drums would be shabby, but we were never denied the use of anything. They just let us get on with it and encouraged us to be creative.

“There were enough teachers there who were really fantastic at making students feel that they could be independent and do things for themselves. They picked up on the excitement of us all.”

Herman Li recalls being allowed to just get on with his passion, free from any interference from teachers or pupils.

“At lunchtime I used to just grab my guitar and play. I never bothered with football or anything like that. Elliott School was the beginning of an endless journey for me. You learn something new everyday. I’m still learning now.”

Joe Goddard describes the same culture of tolerance. “There was a spirit: if you want to do something just go and do it. You didn’t need permission.”

For Mr Marshall, the suggestion that music should remain somehow a middle-class preserve is absurdly prejudiced, though he did admit to watching with a certain empathy the heroic efforts of the TV choirmaster Gareth Malone as he sought to overcome the powerful reluctance of teenage lads to break into song in his BBC 2 series, The Choir: Boys Don’t Sing. “If you have a good student and a good teacher, it doesn’t matter where you are from,” he says. “If you have someone who wants to learn and someone who wants to teach, you will be successful. I don’t think that because a student goes to a London comprehensive, rather than a private school, they cannot make really good music. It doesn’t have to have a negative effect on their education.”

Not that teaching music is always easy. The key to successful music teaching is “patience and having the right personality – how much you insist on certain things, how much you can enthuse kids.

“It can be very difficult when you have students sitting in front of 30 books so it is certainly going to be challenge when they are sitting in front of 30 xylophones,” he says. The school is now in the middle of rehearsals for the annual production. This year it is the classic 1970s orphan tear jerker Annie – hardly the kind of thing you might expect to inspire a new generation of electro-poppers, metalheads or nu-ravers.

But Mr Marshall is unapologetic. “If you are a musician, you should be able to play anything – especially if it is how you are going to make your living,” he says. As a result, the musical culture of the school will this term range from the ragtime composer Scott Joplin, to Sting, to a GCSE class that is engaged in the process of sampling how to play the recorder, that humble music-lesson staple.

It seems to be a winning formula. Adem Ihan looks back on his school days as the passport to his current status as a professional musician.

“When I first arrived at the school, I remember seeing people in the years above who were still only 13 years old but who were already in bands. It got me thinking, ‘God I can so do that. I’m just like that’.”

Like many of his peers he was. And he did.

Don’t strike up the band

By Nigel Hawkes :: Wed, 02/12/2009 – 09:41

Visit a pub and there’s every chance you’ll hear background Muzak, or high-volume Sky Sports coverage of Premiership football. But what are the chances of hearing live music? At least as good as they have ever been, says the Department of Culture, Media and Sport, which controls the licensing of pubs. Nonsense, say musicians, who blame the 2003 Licensing Act for drowning live music in red tape. The facts to settle this argument ought to be there, but aren’t. Ever since the act came into force there has been a long-running argument between the department and its critics, who assert that dodgy statistics, misleading statements by ministers, and a failure to collect the right sort of data make its claims unbelievable. Far from “flourishing”, as the Government claims, music in pubs is declining or dying, they say. The department’s claims are based on rising numbers of premises applying for licences – 8,000 more in the latest statistical return, up to March 2009. But comparison with the period before the act is difficult, because then all licensed premises had the right to have live music played by one or two musicians, without applying for any further authority. All private functions raising money for good causes were exempt, as were all performances on public land. The 2003 legislation abolished all these categories. The act was heavily criticised during its passage through Parliament, so in 2004 DCMS commissioned MORI to survey how it had affected live music in pubs/inns, hotels, restaurants/cafes, student unions, small clubs, members’ clubs and associations and church and community halls. The minister responsible at the time, Richard Caborn, celebrated the results as showing that there had been 1.7 million gigs “in bars, clubs and restaurants” in the past year. In fact, this figure covered all the premises listed. In pubs/inns, clubs and small restaurants the number was only 850,000. Hamish Birchall, a jazz drummer, adviser to the Musicians’ Union during the passage of the bill, and tireless critic of the legislation ever since, challenged the minister’s claim and referred the case to the Market Standards Research Board, who agreed that the claim had been misleading. While this was going on, the DCMS retrospectively changed the press release on its website to make it look as if Caborn had never made the claim in the first place. The MSRB ruled that the actual number was 1.3 million, but that covered pubs/inns, restaurants, and two categories of club – small clubs and members’ clubs and associations. When challenged, a DCMS minister in the Lords acknowledged that the press release had been changed to correct “a misleading statement”. In 2007 the DCMS commissioned another survey, which concluded that 76 per cent of pubs and clubs had a licence to stage live music. The 2004 survey showed that, historically, only 44 per cent had done so – evidence that the number had increased, not diminished. (There are questions about the reliability of the 76 per cent figure, because many of those interviewed were not responsible for obtaining the licence, and in about a fifth of pubs licensing is handled centrally by a management company. It would have been better if DCMS had simply searched local authority public licensing registers.) However, this survey combined with the evidence that music licences are growing at 5 per cent a year, have convinced the DCMS that the Act is a success. But when asked in the Lords last month what proportion of that increase is accounted for by schools and councils, and what proportion by premises that would not have needed a licence before the 2003 Act, Lord Davies of Oldham replied that no such data was collected. In that case, Hamish Birchall argues, a meaningful comparison is impossible, in spite of ministerial claims that the Act “had improved things, not made things worse”. The DCMS claim on 22 October when the latest statistics were published that “more licencees are widening their customer appeal by putting on live music” is, he says, misleading or irrelevant because we do not know who these licencees actually are. Still, it is good to know that the DCMS statistician Adam Cooper is a regular reader of The Publican. In response to a story in the newspaper in August reporting that the Local Government Association had been forced to withdraw claims that 80 per cent of licensed venues were permitted to host live acts (the correct figure, it now says, is 55 per cent) Dr Cooper weighed in in the Readers’ Comments section, pointing to the 2007 survey in support of the original LGA claim, but not disclosing who he was. Mr Birchall, who recognised the name as that of the DCMS statistician he had earlier corresponded with, promptly reported him to DCMS for a breach of the Civil Service code of honesty and impartiality. (No holds are barred in this battle.) But Dr Cooper was exonerated because, said the head of Human Resources at DCMS, he was merely presenting in a neutral manner extracts from a publicly available document. He should, she acknowledged, have identified himself as a member of DCMS staff in the first comment he posted. “The DCMS is content for staff to participate in online debate about their work, provided they do so openly and in accordance with the Civil Service Code and do not bring the department into disrepute” she said. The campaigners for live music see a glimmer of light in the recent promise by Gerry Sutcliffe, whose portfolio as Minister of Sport evidently includes licensing, to consult on plans to allow venues with a capacity of 100 or fewer to put on live music without a licence. The plans were welcomed by John Whittingdale MP, Chairman of the Culture, Media and Sport Select Committee, whose report in May said that “absurd” licensing laws were damaging the live music scene. But hardened campaigners like Mr Birchall suspect the consultation is a delaying tactic. Just how peculiar the legislation is was shown by new guidance on the act’s exemption of “incidental music” from requiring a licence. A pub can put on a performance by a stand-up comedian backed by a piano without needing a licence: but a pianist backed by a stand-up comedian needs one. You can have a pianist or other instrumentalist playing background music, but unless you have a licence you cannot allow patrons to join in in a sing-song. A group of carol singers outside a shop is exempt: but not a carol performance organised in a shopping mall. Further, for incidental music “there should be no expectation to listen or to watch”.

So music’s fine in pubs if you don’t listen to it.

Some times the end is just the end

Sometimes it’s really hard not to feel incredibly jaundiced about everything.  The harder you try to get toward your objective the further away it gets. There are some hopeful signs on the horizon its true.  People can be rather disappointing when they behave exactly as predicted, but predictable they certainly are. More and more we seem to live in a joyless environment where everything with any spark of originality is treated like some unpleasant boil that requires lancing. I seem to be coming to a pivital moment in my life,  when I will either going on to greater things or fall flat on my face. Strangely enough it seems unimportant now as if I am observing events happening in someone else’ s  life seen at a slight distance.  I do have friends though and that’s a good thing.

The Half Moon public house in Putney, SW London, may be forced to stop hosting live music

The Half Moon public house in Putney, SW London, may be forced to stop hosting live music:

Save the Half Moon !!
Half Moon PutneyThe Half Moon public house in Putney, SW London, may be forced to stop hosting live music….

Please join this group on >> facebook so that more people learn about this
More details >> here

It will be a shame if this go’s but I suspect it will make a great pub bistro.
I use to go there a while back, in the 70’s when it was a free to get in of course, and not the dedcated venue it later became.

For more info about other reasons why some music venues are closing go here >>

http://www.livemusiclondon.com/home/2009/11/live-music-bill-returns-to-haunt-government/

Live Music seems to regarded in the same light as drug addiction or sex offending in some areas in government.
Its rather puzzling as it is a means of employment for many yet even the musicians union don’t seem to be very interested in real grass
roots musos at the bottom of the pecking order?

My old school has Elliott has a website

My old school has a website::

www.elliottonians.com

I discovered this quite by chance as one of my old teachers Edmund Hodges  had sent me a message on Friends Reunited.

“Welcome to the Elliottonian Web Site. This site is here to complement the Elliott School’s ‘E Group’ and for the enjoyment of anyone associated with the school. This may include Teachers, Pupils and Staff, both present and past. Although the Elliott School has been located at Putney for over fifty years, its roots lay at Southfields and are over a hundred years old.

 

We have resisted the temptation to present a ‘flashy’ web site, opting instead for an easy to follow, link driven layout. Below you will find links to the relevant sections of the site, these may be further divided depending on content. Remember, it will only grow if people are prepared to contribute their interesting pictures and recollections”.

Mind over matter or mind without matter?

OK, little electro-chemical impulses form the stuff of our thoughts and so presumably our very consciousness is a bunch of electrical patterns, so my thoughts and my feelings are the software running on the squishy bits inside my skull. So could my consciousness exist outside my body? If it could would it be able to reside somewhere else.

Could it ever end up matrix style in a machine? If what I know as me, that which gazes out through the windows of my eyes is not the body but the body is just the house my mind lives in then could mind travel on its own to other places? Would I have anyway of knowing that what I perceive as real is the same reality as others experience?

When I shuffle off the mortal coil is all that information lost as the electrochemical stuff powers down. Who knows. There is no beer in the fridge either. With this amazing human mind perhaps I could imagine a beer then imagine drinking it which would certainly be more economical though less satisfying than fizzy liquid from a cold place. I am trying that experiment as I type and so far its not working other than I am getting rather thirsty. Yet an imagined beer ought to taste as good as an actual one surely?

In places in the universe where time runs at a different rate would our little electrical patterns live for ever, perhaps orbiting a rotating black hole?